I love your foreign policy! Where'd you get it?
It was my mom's in the 80s
Oh, vintage, so adorable.
*turns to moderator* that is the ugliest effing policy I have ever seen.
The moderator smiles and agrees but remembers the time Obama complemented him on his bracelet and fears that it may have been ingenuine.
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
DO YOU EVER JUST RECALL A TIME WHEN YOU WERE REALLY, REALLY AWKWARD AND JUST CRINGE AT YOURSELF AND YOUR SOCIAL INTERACTIONS AND JUST OH MY GOD WHY
but why don’t people want to hug thor?
thor would be a great hugger
#omg just imagine #hiS HUGE ARMS ENCOMPASSING YOU #AND HE’D BE SO HAPPY TO HUG YOU TOO #YOU’D BE LIKE HEY THOR CAN I GET A HUG I’M A HUGE FAN #WHY OF COURSE TINY MIDGARDIAN #ENVELOPES YOU IN HIS ARMS #HE SMELLS LIKE SUNLIGHT #AND HE LAUGHS WHILE HUGGING YOU #AND HE GENUINELY WANTS TO HUG YOU TOO BECAUSE HE LOVES EVERYONE #THOR IS THE BEST
…I could use a Thor hug about now….
I think you should do your homework.
Well, sometimes I think I should do crystal meth, but then I think nah, better not.
I like how George Bush is brought up like an ex girlfriend America is ashamed about.